i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
She is crazy, dude. She actually bit me on the gootch.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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