dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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