For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
We gotta locate my vibrators and get them stashed away STAT
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