are you still at the devil's house?
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Do you think I can wear the dress I went to jail in with the shoes I went to prom in to the wedding tonight?
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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