How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
So squirting runs in the family.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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