Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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