just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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