ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
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