he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
I am looking at the epitome of fake boobs right now
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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