every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
You leaned over so she could squirt ketchup in your hair and then started chanting "KETCHUP NIGHT!! KETCHUP NIGHT!!!"
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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