Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
What a fucking waste of an outfit
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
my being single is dangerous.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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