The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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