she was so not down for the gang bang
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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