i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
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