can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
Just threw up in my seat during the national anthem. Probably not good.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I just texted him from the other room to come have sex with me-stress relieved
You are such a millennial
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
Woke up next to a slice if pizza. From what i can tell I tried to plug it into my phone charger. No more blackout wednesdays for this girl.
there is glitter all over my balls
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