i'm in hospital, i have an exam in 3 hours and the man in the cubicle next to me is doing a noisy poo. this has to get better.
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
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