So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
I making dinner, so you might want to actually come home tonight.
oh, you finally did the dishes then?
No, bought new ones.
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
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