did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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