Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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