So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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