The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
I have this terrible fear I might accidentally text a pic of my dick to my grandma
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
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