So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
She wants to go as a facebook "like" for halloween, but right now her costume looks more like the hamburger helper hand with broken fingers.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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