Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
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