Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I tried to sit on a barstool last night...it was an open trashcan.
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
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