I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
He was spoon feeding me wine all night.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
