Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
hypothetically, what's the best method to remove an stray semen gob from a roommate's important school document?
Woke up this morning to him making out with me in his sleep, then I had to go on a scavenger hunt to find a used condom before my roommate got back... it was under my pillow.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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