So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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