Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
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