IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
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