pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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