So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
We broke up. And I told him he better give me my fucking star wars movies tomorrow. Priorities.
I FOUND THE LEGS
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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