I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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