The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
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