so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
yeah for some reason your penis didn't fit in my mouth the other day
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
We smoked weed. AS A FAMILY. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
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