Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Nothing like having your house arrest ankle bracelet vibrate and take a moisture sample at the exact moment you're about to blow it in some chick...buzzkill
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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