I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
are you so shy because you have an std?
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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