Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Lame. Party is tapping out at 4am. Even chanting "USA" didn't rally them.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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