David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
I love having hate sex.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
FYI the landlord called and plumbers will be tearing up the bathroom tomorrow. Apparently the tub is leaking into the apt below us so be sure to pee in the shower today.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
It blows my mind that pandora doesn't have an : I want to lay in bed in the dark and be sad and cold and eat frozen mangos and chipotle all day station
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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