i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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