school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Had a rough day but my boyfriend made that all better by going down on me while letting me watch Top Gear... I'm buying the engagement ring tomorrow
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
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