it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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