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Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
the realtor just asked me if i've ever made meth on this property.... i need to do something about my hair
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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