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• (337): View more from Louisiana

  i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...

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  wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  ice luge is my downfall...

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  ...u mean upfall.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight

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• (805): View more from California

  My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.

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• (513): View more from Ohio

  They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.

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• (928): View more from Arizona

  Dude. Her vagina is a blender.

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• (804): View more from Virginia

  I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson

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• (703): View more from Virginia

  Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'

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