bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
It's your last night of vacation right? Be the Oprah of dick. And you get a dick... and you get a dick, and you get a dick!!!
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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