Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
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