ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
I feel like my life has just been one 21 year long episode of "i shouldn't be alive"
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I don't have any swimsuits that don't show off the weird handprint bruises on my hips. Do you have a onepiece I can borrow?
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Randomize