And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
He also ordered me a vibrator last week, so the flowers kind of balance it out
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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