You just made me feel so damn special
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Dude, I just cut my asshole on the new toilet paper. If you rationed the grocery money to buy drugs, I better be getting some.
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
i out mim tonsoeep
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