lets start a swedish sibling band together
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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