belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
I just made the pizza guy say helicopter six times in order to get his money. Even he knows how stoned we are.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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