So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
He said I was the "egg mcmuffin" of blowjobs. I'm flattered.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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