He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Did you put Dave Matthews band on the playlist? It's really hard to funnel when "Crash Into Me" kicks in.
Haven't sucked a dick since mid December. In crisis mode.
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
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