Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
he puts the penis in happiness.
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Four minutes until I can fart!
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Talk shit all you want but with my new knife sharpener I have a lethal razor sharp pizza cutter. Fuck with me Mario I dare you!
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