I'm really into asian looking animals
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
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